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Two patients limp into two different Medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and .....
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At one time in my life, I thought I had a handle on the meaning of the word "service."



"It's the act of doing things for other people."
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At one time in my life, I thought I had a handle on the meaning of the word "service."



"It's the act of .....



Then I heard these terms which reference the word SERVICE:



Internal Revenue Service

Postal Service
The Blond And The Chimps
A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man .....

Telephone Service

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Civil Service

Bubba And Junior
Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A
blonde .....
City & County Public Service

Customer Service

Service Stations
Vacation Deprivation
"Vacation Deprivation: The Lost Art Of Taking Time Off"

Are your suffering from vacation .....



Then I became confused about the word "service." This is not what I thought "service" meant.


Good Advice
1. Try everything twice.
On Madam's tombstone (of Whelan and Madam), she said she wanted this epitaph: "Tried everything twice.. .....

So today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said He had hired a bull to "service" a few of his cows. BAM! It all came into perspective. Now I understand what all those "service" agencies are doing to us.



I hope you now are as enlightened as I am.


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