Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land
eastbound on runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on
infidel's runway 9R -Allah be Praised !!"
Dallas ATC "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land
westbound on runway 9R."
Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on
infidel's runway
9R. -Allah is Great !!"
Pause: Static.............
Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"
Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME
RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION
COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!
Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and
tell Allah 'hey' for us -- ya hear?."
