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1. Try everything twice.
On Madam's tombstone (of Whelan and Madam), she said she wanted this epitaph: "Tried everything twice.. .....
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Two patients limp into two different Medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement.

The first patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day, and has a time booked for surgery the following week.

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Two patients limp into two different Medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and .....
The second sees the family doctor after waiting a week for an appointment, then waits eighteen weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn't reviewed for another month, and finally has his surgery scheduled for 6 months from then.

Why the different treatment for the two patients'

The first is a Golden Retriever..

The second is a Senior Citizen.

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At one time in my life, I thought I had a handle on the meaning of the word "service."



"It's the act of .....
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