A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight
loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands
before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in
nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her
neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss
company.
The sign reads , "If you can catch me, you can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles
later huffing and puffing,he finally gives up.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing
happens.On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to
find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.
The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the
most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his
life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign
around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me".
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in
excellent shape and it takes him a while before he can continue,
so for the next four days, the same routine happens with him
gradually getting in better and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day he weighs himself only to
discover that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the
7-day/50 pound program.
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is
our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't
felt this good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it
he finds Richard Simmons standing there wearing nothing but pink
running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads,
"If I catch you, you're mine."
