A true story and its source was the Australian Quarantine
Inspection Service in Adelaide.
A bloke and his family were on holidays in the United States and
went to Mexico for a week. An avid cactus fan, the man bought a
one-meter high, rare and expensive cactus there. On arrival back
home Australian Customs said it must be quarantined for 3
months.
He finally got his cactus home. Planted it in his backyard, and
over time it grew to about 2 meters. One evening while watering
his garden after a warm spring day, he gave the cactus a light
spray.
He was amazed to see the plant shiver all over, he gave it
another spray and it shivered again. He was puzzled so he rang
the council who put him on to the state gardens people. After a
few transfers he got the state's foremost cactus expert who
asked him many questions. How Tall is it? Has it flowered? etc.
Finally he asked the most disturbing question. "Is your family
in the house?" The bloke answered yes.
The cactus expert said get out of the house NOW, get on to the
front nature strip and wait for me, I will be there in 20
minutes.
Fifteen minutes later, 2 fire trucks, 2 police cars and an
ambulance came screaming around the corner. A fireman got out
and asked "Are you the bloke with the cactus?" I am, he said. A
guy jumped out of the fire truck wearing what looked like a
space suit, a breathing cylinder and mask attached to what
looked like a scuba backpack with a large hose attached. He
headed for the backyard and turned a flame-thrower on the cactus
spraying it up and down.
After a few minutes the flame-thrower man stopped, the cactus
stood smoking and spitting, half the fence was burnt and parts
of the gardens were well and truly scorched. Just then the
cactus expert appeared and laid a calming hand on the bloke's
shoulder.
"What the hell's going on?" he says. "Let me show you" says the
cactus man.
He went over to the cactus and picked away a crusty bit, the
cactus was almost entirely hollow and filled with tiger striped
bird-eating tarantula spiders, each about the size of two hand
spans.
The story was that this type of spider lays eggs in this type of
cactus and they hatch and live in it as they grow to full size.
When full size they release themselves. The cactus just explodes
and about 150 dinner plate sized hairy spiders are flung from
it, dispersing everywhere. They had been ready to pop. The
aftermath was that the house and the adjoining houses had to be
vacated and fumigated: police tape was put up outside the whole
area and no one was allowed in for two weeks.
Check this puppy out!
