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Doctors:
(A) The number of doctors in the US is 700,000
  
(B) Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are 120,000
(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 17.14%
  
Statistics courtesy of the US Dept. of Health & Human Services
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Guns:
(A) The number of gun owners in the US is 80,000,000 (yes that's 80 million)
(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500.
(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.001875%
  
Statistics courtesy of the FBI
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So statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous
than gun owners
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Remember, guns don't kill people, doctors do.
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FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS
AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.
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Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors
before this gets completely out of hand!!!
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Out of concern for the public at large, I have withheld statistics on lawyers
for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention.

 

 

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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the admin. assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving."

 

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