· Helium was up
· Feathers were down
· Paper was stationary
· Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading
· Knives were up sharply
· Cows steered into a bull market
· Pencils lost a few points
· Hiking equipment was trailing
· Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline
· Weights were up in heavy trading
· Light switches were off
· Mining equipment hit rock bottom
· Diapers remain unchanged
· Shipping lines stayed at an even keel
· The market for raisins dried up
· Coca Cola fizzled
· Caterpillar stock inched up a bit
· Sun peaked at midday
· Balloon prices were inflated
· And, Scott Tissue touched a new bottom
